Tales from the Legion, Volume 1

Oh shit, what time is it. Jesus christ, I can't believe it. My god. Ok. So last night I was....I don't know where I was. But I drank about 100 beers, and then this dwarf tried to start some shit with me. Well, let me tell you what. That dwarf fucked me 12 ways from Thursday. Damn it, Dwarves are broken. And awesome.